The Hunger Of The Morning

I have finally figured out how I can loose weight. I just have to stay a little hungry all the the time. A normal day now starts out with a bowl of cereal and then I have one regular meal during the day, usually between the hours of 1 and 3 PM. This has been working very well and I have dropped around 30 pounds so far.
This morning though, I woke up with a real hunger, a hunger that could only be satisfied with, well, with gravy. Yep, good ol' sausage gravy. While I was whipping up a pan of the creamy, slightly peppery delicious mixture I had a couple of slices of bread in the toaster. After a few minutes I had this...

And it was oh, so good too.